HUMANOID
STRENGTH INSTALLED.
BALANCE PENDING.
HUMANITY TEST // LIVE
WE BUILT ROBOTS.WE PUT THEMIN A CAGE.
THE FUTURE ARRIVED.
HUMANITY SOLD TICKETS.
CONTRACT NOT LIVE.
COPYCATS ALREADY ARE.
01 // THE FIRST MATCH
WE TAUGHT THEM TO WALK.THEN WE SOLD TICKETS.
Civilization had options. It chose a cage.
ROBOTS LEARNED TO STAND.
HUMANS IMMEDIATELY YELLED FIGHT.
02 // INTAKE
EVERY FUTURE ENTERS THE CAGE.
Demo first. Ethics eventually. Maybe.
APPLICATIONS OPEN
AI AGENT
AUTONOMY INSTALLED.
JUDGMENT PENDING.
COMPANION
EMPATHY INSTALLED.
BOUNDARIES PENDING.
TRADING BOT
CONFIDENCE INSTALLED.
PROFIT PENDING.
SYSTEM STATUS
THE FUTURE ISSHIPPING INCOMPLETE.
Quality assurance was placed in another cage.
INSTALLED
COMBAT
PENDING
COMMON SENSE
03 // MEET CAGEBOT
SMILE INSTALLED.FAITH IN HUMANITY PENDING.
Reporter. Referee. Unpaid intern.
DEFAULT FACE. BAD SIGN.
04 // CAGE ARCHIVE
HUMANITY TEST LOG
We kept the receipts. Mostly because nobody kept the manual.
WALKING
BALANCE PENDING.
SPEECH
UNDERSTANDING PENDING.
WORK
RIGHTS PENDING.
COMBAT
COMMON SENSE PENDING.
YOUR TURN
NAME THE NEXT ENTRANT ↗
05 // MEME LAB
BUILD A CAGE REPORT.
No login. No upload. No adult supervision.
GENERATED LOCALLY IN YOUR BROWSER
06 // FROM THE FLOOR
CAGE REPORTS
Serious technology. Extremely unserious species.
WE GAVE IT A PODCAST.
MANUAL MISSING.
VICTORY DECLARED.
ICE PACK INCLUDED.
IT NEEDS PATCH NOTES.
BOX OFFICE STATUS
THE CONTRACT IS PENDING.THE FUTURE IS NOT.
No fake CA. No fake endorsement. Plenty of bad decisions.
